Bamar - Thug U!

WOW ... Another Bamar ARRESTED! I thought that Nikki's arrival in Tuscaloosa meant that discipline was back at UAT! Apparently NOT! Nikki has had more players ARRESTED than he has wins at Bamar!

"Alabama's team captain Rashad Johnson arrested for disorderly conduct" is the latest headline featuring Nikki's Bamars. Johnson has joined the list of Bamars arrested under Nikki's watch including

Jeremy Elder - Charged with Two counts of ARMED ROBBERY

Thomas Darrah - Charged with Assault

Jacob Vane -Charged with Assault

Simeon Castille - Charged with Disorderly Conduct

Roy Upchurch - Charged with Disorderly Conduct

Brandon Deaderick - Charged with Criminal Mischief, Resisting Arrest, Giving Police a Fake Name

Brandon Fanney - Disorderly Conduct

And Nikki's most celebrated recruit, Julio Jones has been invovlved in a MURDER trial because Julio was associating with a much older man who was murdered gang style. If it's true that "You are known by the compnay that you keep!", then what might we know about Julio?

Since Nikki arrived at Bamar he has 8 players that have been arrested and one invlolved in a MURDER trial but Nikki only has 7 wins. MORE ARRESTS THAN WINS! Great Start for a coach that was supposed to inspire fear and respect in his team.

Congrats to D & B Show!

Congratulations to D & B & E (the other guy) for three yeas on the radio. They are clearly the #1 Show in their time slot at WSPZ! Anniversaries lend themselves to reminiscing so let's look back over the D&B years.

Since D & B hit the air on Feb 14, 2005:

1. Bamar is 0-3 vs. Auburn continuing the 0-6 streak.

2. Saban is 0-1 vs. Tubberville adding to his 2-4 LOSING record against Tubb.

3. Bamar has finished progressively worse in the SEC West with 3rd, 4th & 5th place finishes. All behind Auburn.

4. Saban lead Bamar to the worst LOSS in UAT history vs. La Monroe

5. Bamar's most overhyped recruit is involved in a MURDER trial.

6. Brodie "The Next Joe Namath" Croyle did NOT win The Heisman Trophy.

Thankfully D&B have been more successful than Bamar! Here's to another 3 years with similar success for D&B and Bamar.

Bamars Are Dizzy

The Bamars are dizzy from jumping between the past where they live their lives through a dead coach and the fantasy future where they are living their lives through overated teens while they ignore the present. The Bear is dead adn The Julio is no doubt overated.

Let me help you Bamars get Back to the Present. Follow me to NOW where:

1. Bamar hasn't beat Auburn in more than 7 years!

2. Saban is 2-4 versus Tubbs

3. Saban is 17-21 since he left LSU.

4. Bamar has Julio but they also still have JPW. Bamar's Prothro, DJ Hall & Keith Brown have all been declared "GREAT!" by the Bamar Nation yet they have never beat Auburn or finished better than 4th in the SEC West. Who's going to throw the ball to Julio?

5. Saban had more criminal on his team than he had wins in his debut season! Great Start!

I know that the TRUTH hurts but it is the TRUTH! I guess it'sjust "Wait'll Next Year!"